Here’s the deal:

Step 1 – go to the Facebook page for ALL CAPS! Comix

Step 2 – click the button that says “Like”

Step 3 – Wait for me to send you a message on Facebook asking for your address.  I know this sounds scammy, but DON’T WORRY!  I promise I’m not a shady guy!  You’ll just have to take my word for it, though.

Step 4 – Once you send me your address, I will create a one-of-a-kind, custom drawing for you on high quality 2.5×3.5″ bristol board using archival quality ink and mail it to you via the good old Yoo Ess Pee Ess (United States Postal Service, yo).  I’ll also be posting scans of the drawings on the site for the rest of the world to see, but you’ll be the only person to hold the original.

The great thing about the ALL CAPS! Facebook page is that you’ll get updates as soon as I post new comics and reviews.  I should also be honest and admit that it’s also a shameless attempt at self-promotion, but hey – you’ll get a free art!  I mean, fuck!  ART!  I’ll pay money to mail that shit to your god damn door!

Sweet tapdancing mother of CHRIST!  I’m already excited.  So get clickin’!