I considered writing something heavy-handed and philosophical about how Thanksgiving is a celebration of genocide, etc., etc., but I decided that it was more important to make a comic strip about bestiality. At least you know my priorities are in the right place this holiday.
In all seriousness, though, I hope you get to spend the holiday with people you care about. That’s about the only thing holidays are good for anyway… although an orgiastic feast of gluttonous proportions is never a bad thing either! Enjoy your turkey, everyone!